White-Noise Blues 

The difficulty you experience falling asleep, when you've become accustomed to playing a podcast or YouTube or tv shows before bed. And then you're traveling and have to sleep somewhere without internet reception. So your bedroom is way too quiet, and there's no external jabbering to interrupt your own existentially tormented thoughts.

"Hey, Edna. Glad to see you're back. How was the camping trip?"
"It was great, but I really didn't get very good sleep while I was out there"
"Oh really? I figured without all the hub-bub from the city, you'd sleep a lot better"
"That's what I thought! But I just felt isolated instead"
"Sounds like you've got a case of the White-Noise Blues"

White-Noise Blues by IDONTLIKEBATHSILOVETHEM January 12, 2019

White trash diaper 

A garbage bag used as a diaper to prevent your friend or loved one,who is a notorious bed wetter, from pissing on your couch in their sleep. The bed wetting is usually a result of excessive fluid consumption.

Dude, Timmy made me wear a white trash diaper after I pissed on his couch the last time I crashed at his place.

White trash diaper by Silverslash January 18, 2019

White knight 

1. A character found in Lewis Carroll

book "Through the Looking Glass"

2.A character type (characteristic) found in literature, media, etc and can sometimes describe a persons style in life. People described as white knights usually martyr themselves for a greater good or another person. They take on the pain, anguish, challenges, and consequences another would have face. They sacrifice all they have to give for the peace and love of others. Essentially a white knight is a hero who in most stories ends up dead or worse.

Some white knights are great crusaders and heros who have a just cause. Some have no real self esteem and are trying to make there lives worthy.

Kris is such a white knight, when it comes to the business of the resturant. He so willing to give all for his customers, and naught for himself

White knight by Theamazinggeek January 20, 2019

White boy smug 

Knowing you have privilege and advantage. And being an inconsiderate jerk about it.

Did you see that kid staring down that senior, Native American guy? Man, he was white boy smug!

White boy smug by Siralene January 25, 2019

white-carpet treatment 

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.

I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.

white-carpet treatment by QuacksO January 25, 2019

White Shadow 

A noun used to describe someone of short stature, and whose meal consists of mainly vegetables(Is known for being a common nuisance).

Mike: "Hey bro stop eating grass, you're being such a white shadow."
Chad: "No problem Mike."

White Shadow by Binyot P Pasta January 27, 2019

White Five

Ejaculating on a five dollar bill and throwing it at a stripper

The stripper's hand was all slimy after I gave her a white five

White Five by Nigga Day Day January 31, 2019