Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

dick grenade

When a girl gives you such bad blue balls, that the semen backs up, thereforeaking your dick and balls explode

After that sloppy HJ last night, I woke up with a ticking dick grenade.

by Ethan Vans December 20, 2016

dick bunker

A dick bunker is where a person is so bad at sex its like their dick has been hidden away all their life. The bunker is where the dick has been hiding all their life .

"Yo man i heard from my friend that Ralph has a dick bunker."
"Fr? He acts so hard."
"She said he was like a dead fish."

by festrsylvester December 24, 2016

Dick sundae

A sundae with a dick in the middle (for the ladies)

"Eating some dick sundae after I got home from the club"

by [e-mail] December 26, 2016

Dick Face

A Dick Face is somebody you meet thats chill but when you really meet them they are a big back of squidgy dicks.

Fuck off you two faced Dick face!

by 1237373_user January 2, 2017

Dick sucking cock

He bangs a bitch that has a load of cock in her mouths

Serbia sucked my dick sucking cock

by 23coxsucker January 1, 2017

dick fizzer

To pour popping candy into a lady's arsehole or pussy and then smash the dick straight in

Josh doing a dick fizzer to shenice's gaping arsehole!!

by Raz4derbz January 19, 2017