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Holy jerk off

A religious belief, in which the believer of christ furiously beats off his holy cock till they spray all there holy water for there lord and savior jesus christ. They will then pray for 10 minutes before furiously beating off till they die for there lord jesus christ.
Yo me and the boys are gonna go sacrifice ourselves for our lord with a holy jerk off you in?
by Baalo69 March 4, 2021
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Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?
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off brand godzilla

you should run because its godzilla, but due to international copyright laws it isn't, but you should still run like its godzilla even though it isn't
random guy: " RUUUUUUN ITS OFF BRAND GODZILLA "
by somebody like truspirit March 23, 2021
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Get off of Krunker

A comment made by an angry tech teacher, fed up with all of the children and wanting to run away from his current life.
by uzuiiske March 24, 2021
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Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.
“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.
by Loser_Real April 7, 2021
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Pussy off the pavement

When a girl is being lazy and not contributing to making the night epic.

Can also be used to motivate slackers on the football team
“Tara! Stop staring at your phone and get your pussy off the pavement! Time for some Jell-O shots”

“Joey you call those ladders!? Get your pussy off the pavement son”
by Manjaloo May 7, 2021
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Zoned off the gin

Very drunk or very high.
Guys I'm totally zoned off the gin right now
by GoddamnGucciLouie August 4, 2022
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