The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.

Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.

Captain K. Kiddo by Head Ington May 3, 2010

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script kiddie

Some spotty n00b who uses crap like Sub7 and thinks he's a legend.

These people need a good slap, and give professional crackers and programmers a bad name.

Despite what you may hear, good crackers don't often get caught. The people that get caught are dipshit n00bs who don't know enough about what they are doing to cover their tracks.

These people make me sick.

"I PWNED j00"
"shut up before i shut you up, you iliterate moron"

script kiddie by Jack July 16, 2004

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Kidwell

these people stay young at heart. they always are looking for a good time. may tend to do alot of drugs but still has his shit together. many people admire him in a friendly way and one lucky lady will have the privilege of being his. this guy is definitely a keeper and you are foolish if you ever let one go. he is a master at anything that he does in life. he is loyal til the end but piss him off and its like getting struck by lightning. this guy will pick your ass up at 3:30a.m. when you pass out on the side of the road from being too messed up. he is an honest family man and has just an overall good soul.

that kidwell over there is good enough to marry my daughter.

Kidwell by mr.bonaire October 5, 2013

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kidney stone

God's punishment for the evil you've done in this life, a preview of what an eternity in Hell is going to be like unless you straighten up your act.

Whats a kidney stone feel like?...imagine someone lubricating some barbed wire with rock salt, shoving it up your penis...then pull starting the barbed wire like your pelvic area was a stubborn lawnmower.

kidney stone by harry flashman July 12, 2003

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