to pull a Jack Bauer

To work for 24 hours straight on something.

"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"

to pull a Jack Bauer by Solitary May 29, 2007

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Slip 'N Jack

You and your girl are in the shower, and you don't really have much room to move around. So you both sit down facing each other. Her legs go over yours and you're sitting with your genitals next to each other. You take your dick and put it in her pussy. Then you proceed to move your dick with your hand in a jacking off motion in her pussy. Hence the Slip 'N Jack.

Mostly used in the shower, but also possible in a hot tub or a pool where you can't move much. Slip 'N Jack

Slip 'N Jack by Scruffs June 20, 2009

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Mac and Jack

A variation of Mac and Cheese. Instead of using milk for the cheese sauce, you use Jack Daniels.

Tom: Yo, you see last week's Epic Meal Time? They made some killer Mac and Jack.

Jerry: Dude I know! I made some last night and it was awesome!

Mac and Jack by Lord_Squeaks January 11, 2012

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Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with pepper jack cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger, you should try it!"

Paranormal Pepper Jack-tivity Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

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Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

Put your plug in my headphone jack by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

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Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

Simple Jack by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

Phone Jack

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.

Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked

Phone Jack by jc4ss September 22, 2009

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