Alfredo juice 

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy

Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.

Alfredo juice by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025

Juicy jess 

Someone who’s addicted to buying Juicy Couture.

Oi Oi juicy jess! You’re looking very juicy!

Juicy jess by Jessyyycat April 4, 2025

Juicy window 

The window of time teams across the world have to meet and be in their normal working hours.

It is nearly impossible to book a meeting in the juicy window.

Juicy window by Thousandspiders April 4, 2025

Juicy Dank 

Experimental band based on a fictional storyline featuring three characters and their adventures trying to survive life. Owners of the albums "Stages" and "bang".

Person 1: Have you heard Juicy Dank's latest album?
Person 2: Who is that khia

Juicy Dank by periyuh April 5, 2025

Shim Juice 

The SSRIs that the government puts in the water supply to turns heterosexuals into shims.

30 years ago my uncle Gary forgot to check the hydraulics and got banged by a shim because he ingested too much shim juice.

Shim Juice by Lord Shim April 7, 2025

Juicy Douche 

Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.

He’s such a Juicy Douche

Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket

Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne

The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.

Juicy Douche by anonymous April 18, 2025

Gleeson juice

Spermatic fluid, Semen, Cum, jizz, etc.

"how did you missus die"
"oh sure she died from drowning in my gleeson juice"

Gleeson juice by crispywolf April 24, 2025