drinking from the red river 

The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.

Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.

drinking from the red river by 517 March 28, 2009

paint the town red 

To go out and have a good a time. Usually, but not requiring, the aid of alcohol or other mind altering substances. The phrase come from an Englishman who after a fox hunt (because that's what the British do ) got so drunk with buddies that they literally found some paint and proceed to go all extreme makeover: village edition on the town.

You frank, wanna go paint the town red later?

paint the town red by Not that guy you think I am. September 3, 2010

Smokey Red 22 

A gathering of close friends in a vehicle with a large amount of alcohol, and cruising the backroads at a maximum speed of 20 mph

"Hey guys! Lets go for a SMOKEY RED 22!"

Smokey Red 22 by Jamie Marie August 7, 2006

Phat Red 

Someone who knows how to keep shit real. Not only are they pretty hot and tempting, but they are red in some way (hair, skin, etc.). It's not to be fucked with.

Yo here comes a Phat Red, you better hide your girl and tuck your chain in, he's a killa.

Dayum! where this playboy cop that outfit at? That must be a Phat Red, he's stuntin on these fools!

Phat Red by Phat Red April 24, 2006

Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove 

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period.

After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove

Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove by wolfmnsbro May 4, 2009

Texas Red-Eye 

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

Texas Red-Eye by MFresh May 17, 2008

Marlboro Red

hands down the best cigarette in existance. Some people call them "cowboy killers" but other people call them the best motherfuckin cigarette ever. but other than that there is NOTHING better than gettin a pack of Reds and if you get anything other than marlboro reds you are retarded

chilly: i need a cig.
adam: want me yo steal a couple from my dad
chilly: hell no! he smokes parliament's. I got a pack of Marlboro Reds
adam: tru lets go i need one too

Marlboro Red by shortkid69 January 9, 2010