Are you John Travolta?

Just answer yes. JUST FUCKING ANSWER YES. IF YOU DON’T HE WONT STOP JUST SAY YES AND HE’LL STOP.
I’m sorry for raising my voice. It’s just if you don’t appease him quick he’ll get attached and you’ll never get rid of him. You can try everything, framing him for crimes, hiring hitmen, murder, forced containment but he never stops and never disappears. So just say yes.

Him: “Are you John Travolta?”
Bob: “Yes.”
Him: “Oh cool.”

by TheFloorIsALie November 7, 2023

Kryoz John

An epic gamer, and artist in many fields. A bit lonely but it’s okay his fans relate. A little mean cutie patootie

omg is that kryoz john?
yeas he so rude :)

by Dirpppsy February 17, 2024

John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)

She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.

by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015

John

A handsome mother fucker

That guy is a fucking john

by HAKTDOG September 16, 2018

john

john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)

john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.

by slytherdor October 7, 2020

elton john

A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity

Lets have a bath then Elton John

I can't believe you have never Elton johnned.
Where's Elton john?

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS April 27, 2019

Opper Johns

A cop

Run the opper johns are coming.

by Opperjohn May 31, 2023