Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Bareback fart

The technique of pressing your naked butt against another naked body and farting.

I like to surprise my girlfriend with a bareback fart before I trap her in the Dutch oven.

by Vince I March 31, 2019

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Sneeze fart

Its when you sneeze and then fart.

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush

by Koibe April 19, 2019

Fart

Something u do when your horney or ate to much chipotle and Taco Bell.

He farted he’s horney

by Valentino is hot May 11, 2019

Dank Fart

That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it

Oh man that smells like a dank fart

by KT.untitled May 11, 2019

Fart

The best thing to do when somebody asks you if you will marry them.

"Will you marry me?" Fart. "Oh. Ok."

by WHATCHU DUUUUU May 22, 2019