poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.

Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'

poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopcough

A loud or obnoxious cough which occurs in the middle of taking a burly dump.

I fractured a tooth last night when I had a particularly violent poopcough.

poopcough by glcrisman August 20, 2013

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

Pooplet by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

poopgatory 

It is a state wherein one feels the urge to drop his load but at the same time, it just won't happen even after trying hard.

Felef: you know that feeling you feel like you're gonna poop but also feel like you won't?
Hark: Lol torment! Looks like you're stuck on poopgatory! give it some time man.

poopgatory by dishonestgabe October 14, 2014

Poopar 

Poopar is a beautiful and special name. It means having a long hair

Wow she's Poopar!

Poopar by Laya.Sh January 25, 2018

pooperman 

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

pooperman by jake paul May 4, 2018

Poopel Tower 

The act of two people pooping at the same time, on the same toilet. Imagine a guy sitting on the toilet pooping, and a girl sitting on his lap pooping through the triangle hole his legs make with the toilet.

"Hey, Honey. I need to go drop a duece, do you want to go poopel tower it up?"

Poopel Tower by curl_girl2 March 15, 2018