john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard
by john is a cunt February 01, 2022
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John is your first love an the other 65%of the population.He drinks a lot ice tee and always finds a way to put a smile on your face.You will fall in love with him.All Johnies of the world are amazing people with red heart.You can also treat him because he is idiot with the good sense.Go outside an have some fun with John it's worthy!!
Person 1:I met a boy called John today.

Person 2 :He was amazing. Wasn't he.
They all are.
by John the Greek one October 28, 2019
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He is sooooo cute and loving and the best boyfriend or person ever if you know or date or know a John

your lucky
by Crackhead ginger October 27, 2019
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A guy: how big is yours?
John:12inch
by 13inch. i beat u 12 inch October 20, 2022
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Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking
that woman got tuff on her face from john
by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021
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john is a emo his other name is mundae he is a emo who is kinda cool ig but yk
"omg there is john so cool"
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John is a guy that likes to present himself as cute and sweet but everyone knows this is just him being gay. He can’t see it himself but he usually acts gay because he’s is and then says that he is not.
Person 1: yo apparently ciaron has a large dick

John: THATS HOT!!!
by Hi?!? December 05, 2019
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