Cat

Also known as Caitlin’s, Cats are lovable but crazy McBitches who won’t stab you if you treat them right. It may take some time but you’ve can get Cats to open up to you by drawing them McCoy and co, after which you can see their rather pleasant soft side of their personality.

“Well chief, another dead guy”
“Fuck, it must’ve been a Cat”

by Dick does butt October 28, 2019

Cats And Freddie mercury

The best couple in history

Cats And Freddie mercury is the best couple of years

by Freddie mercury is acat lover October 20, 2019

Sober as a cat

When you are absolutely trashed off 4 Busch lights.

“I’m as sober as a cat out here. I ant trying to be no pussyfooted Bitch but these beers is making my stomach hurt” -Kevin ‘Bird Luger’ Barnett

by Shandon November 29, 2021

Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Cat

Beautiful creatures that god created..... but then humans ( which are also evil) turned them into evil little pieces of
CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My cat is a little crap.

by Lovely_Lucky >:3 April 9, 2018

Cat

Young little dolphins that have evolved into baby turtles with skinny buttholes

I threw my cat in the deep fryer

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Cat

A beautiful, amazing, wonderful, incredible absolutely awesome person who is the best friend ever and is 100% NOT A FLOP

Cat is so awesome, I wish she would date me :)

by notafloppppp November 9, 2022