John and Kylee are the perfect people for eachother! If you’re a John and you find a Kylee, make her yours, she is everything you need and want, even if you don’t completely understand it. Remember all of those times she made you smile, and all of those times she reassured you, SHE CARES ABOUT YOU LIKE NO OTHER PERSON WILL! Make her yours before you lose her, if she’s not yours already, you’re gonna lose her if you don’t tell her how you feel! If you think you’re in love with another, but this definition made you think about Kylee, even a little bit, HURRY UP BEFORE YOU LOSE THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPEN TO YOU!
by Thepersonthattellsyoutostfu December 26, 2021
Get the John and Kyleemug. John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..
by A Kylie December 2, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018
Get the jimmy john's challengemug. John is fatherless
by I said hi February 15, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.
by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011
Get the Lee Johnsmug. by Matt P June 19, 2003
Get the spotty johnmug.