John

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

by YelKyr January 8, 2022

John Popper

When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica

My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper

by Burque Rooster May 20, 2023

John Lennon

Jesus with glasses.

Jesus Christ is John Lennon's great-great-grea-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great
MANY GREATS LATER
great-great-grandfather

by Power476 February 2, 2021

Frothy John and the Milky Boys

A very very popular band lead by hit singer Otis Lloyd! They are very popular amongst teens and senior citizens!

Person: In my opinion, frothy John and the milky boys were better with the two girls in the band.
Grandad: yeah but I tend to like that little ginger boy

by Wuhluhwuh2001 April 13, 2025

john lau

gay guy but straight

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you

by bro up October 3, 2020

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

John

And average sized male with light brown greasy hair and poop/grass colored eyes. He’s a bitch too

Omg stop you’re being such a john

by lanna September 16, 2018