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Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
mugGet the Mortgage eyesmug.

screen eyes

when you're staring at a screen to close and for a long time that when overtime you close them in burns.
Person 1: I can't fall asleep
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: because of my screen eyes
by TheWatterBottle July 26, 2017
mugGet the screen eyesmug.

ey

A literal nobody-
“She is a literal ey.”
by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021
mugGet the eymug.

Whispering Eye

I've had my eye on her whispering eye for a while.
by Candy Land Man March 24, 2009
mugGet the Whispering Eyemug.

Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.
"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
mugGet the Black-Eye Birdmug.

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