porch dick

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

by greyalien March 8, 2015

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

dick shine

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.

Matt Jury is a Dick Shine

by BIlly September 8, 2004

Moby Dick

When you are banging a chubby white girl from behind and her big ass is up in the air... you pull out and spew all over her back while yelling "Thar she blows!"

"I "Moby Dick'd" that girl I picked up last night!"

by SamAmy February 19, 2009

broke dick

Any situation that is totally weak and stupid or someone who is totally pathetic and weak

"This place is broke dick and that guy in the front row is broke dick!"

by John January 27, 2004

dick suck

Verb: When a girl or guy puts a dick in their mouth and does a swallowing type action with a slurping sensation.

Yo bitch ass , come here and suck my dick . . fucking cunt

by Some nigga February 19, 2003

dick bitch

A guy with too much testosterone pride who acts like a total asshole; guy version of a bitch.

Noah is such a fucking dick bitch!

by Rudolflover December 9, 2008