Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.

My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off

by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017

fart knocking

the act of when a man farts on a girls boobs

I was fart knocking her last night.

by human.0 December 25, 2017

Twerk fart

When someone is in the middle of twerking and they rip a loud fart.

Dude this chick just twerk farted on me.

by sam waz here January 1, 2018

Fart Den

A small room, commonly a closet, that has been dubiously filled with the ranky dank aromas of multiple individuals’ nasty diarrhea farts.

Mike: Dude, did you catch a whiff of that fart den at Michael’s?

James: Hell no, fart dens are gay as fuck.

Mike: Your loss, bro.

by A Smelly Black Anus January 3, 2018

fart warmer

Heated car seats...Duh!

Man it was so cold driving to work yesterday, I had to use the fart warmer.

by Chas501 January 8, 2018

wrinkle fart

A fart so nasty it makes your butthole wrinkle

I farted so hard it was classified as a wrinkle fart!!!

by SavvageHomo May 1, 2018