Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 16, 2013
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washing hands

Something nobody does anymore unless there is somebody else in the restroom
-Hey dude, do you like washing hands?
-You know that nobody does that anymore.
-Oh yeah...
by CoolcidProd November 09, 2017
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Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.
That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.
by Vielee August 28, 2023
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look ma no hands

what oedipus said while giving his mother (jocasta) backshots
*backshots* “look ma no hands”
by guzz1r January 08, 2025
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Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
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