No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

November 7th

National punch a guy named patrick day

guy 1:
Yo patrick come here!
patrick: what?
guy 1: it’s november 7th! *punches patrick*

by bigtiddygothgf445 November 7, 2021

November 15

Ask a cute and hot girl put day

Boys ur in luck they have to say yes

Hey Marley november 15
So
Go out with me

Sure why the hell not

by Mariacarmel November 14, 2019

November 16

Security appreciation day

On November 16 Go appreciate your local security

by 420Milfhunter69 November 16, 2022

November 3

National annoy your parents dad

Hey mom its november 3rd. 🙃
oh fuck!

by Fallalallahfjebw November 2, 2020

November

National no but November no sex no masturbating or porn good luck

Dude it’s no nut November we can’t fuck

by Hi bitch ho November 14, 2019

November 7

When you and your bf/gf put on matching onesies and make tiktoks.

Her- ‘Babe wanna make tiktoks with me in our onesies?’
Him- ‘not today’
Her- ‘It’s November 7!’
Him- ‘oh shi-‘

by KaitlynSav December 7, 2020