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john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
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John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.
by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023
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John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work
by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017
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Johning

meeting up with any girl under the age of 15
hey jake im gonna go johning after work can you cover for me?
by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025
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john stanley

a loud mouth short and the worst secret keeper ever john Stanley someone whos not romantic sometimes funny and the worst liar ever no one likes him also he is the ugliest shortie on earth
wow whos that ugly short freak over there

who the one with the loud mouth that no one likes

yes who else

oh that's John Stanley
by mbdog123 July 22, 2016
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John Big Mouth

(Also known as "BM")
The friend you thought could keep a dreadful secret but as soon as he has an audience of at least 4 (including you) he spoils the secret and rolls it off like "It's a little joke, man, what's the big deal" when everyone is pointing and laughing at you and you genuinely want to JOACAD.
Dave: *Invites 15 friends over for a party*
John: Dave, I got something to tell you. I have a "the hub" channel.
Dave: dw your secret is safe :)
*3 hours later*
Dave: Guys, since we are watching tv, lets watch the best "hub" videos, made by our friend John!!!
John: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN BIG MOUTH
by applesaue September 20, 2025
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indian johns

Indian Johns is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry Walton "Indian" Johns, Jr., a fictional professor of archaeology, that began in 1981 with the film Indian Johns : Traitors of the tossed bark
by GucciLambchops December 6, 2021
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