Blump monkey 

The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.

Sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.

Blump monkey by B Jack April 17, 2010

Monkey Juice 

A common term used for coded slang for the word "Cannabis".

This enables weedophiles to talk about there personal use of Cannabis in a public place where many people wouldn't understand the use of it.

Person1: Fancy coming out tonight? I've got some Monkey Juice we can smoke.
Person2: Nah, I dont touch that stuff anymore. Sorry.

Monkey Juice by BanzaiBaby May 24, 2010

monkey paw 

when the hand is formed into a hook and used to pull desirable objects toward oneself

you just monkey pawed me!

monkey paw by Boo Bear May 30, 2008

attic monkey 

a jew, who hides in attics to avoid capture

look at that attic monkey he dusnt want to get gassed

attic monkey by stephen jolly March 28, 2007

jungle monkey 

Another term for a stud, player, etc. A man who swings from bush to bush with ease. Used most often in a mildly offensive manner; typically applied to men who pick up ugly women. This implies their fortune wasn't due to their charm, but rather their hefty beer goggles or lack of self-respect/taste.

Brad! Another fat one last night? You darned jungle monkey!

jungle monkey by flylikegumby December 9, 2008

Monkey Things Up 

When you are a lifelong racist, and you are running for governor against a black man, and you accidently let the mask slip, and you choke on your dog whistle on national television.

“He is impressively articulate for someone trying to monkey things up in politics” some republican candidate accurately portrayed

Monkey Things Up by DogJoe August 29, 2018

Porch Monkey 

Reinvented as a reference to college students in Kalamazoo, MI, who pass entire days and weekends sittin' on the porch.

(not intended to be racist)

"Maaan, we've just been a couple o' damn porch monkeys today."

Porch Monkey by davis st. May 2, 2005