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Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary sold out. They are now silencing entire groups of people after twenty years of their purpose to prevent the silencing of people.

Urban Dictionary 

A website that is supposed to be used for finding definitions of slang, or atleast it used to be. Urban Dictionary (or UD/ Urban for short) is populated by either 5th graders who think saying penis is funny as shit and associate everything with sex, 14 year old edgelords who think that society isnt needed and that anarchy is sustainable, 19 year old douchebags that can only shame people for not losing their virginity at age 15, and of course, normal people.
How to recognize modern Urban Dictionary users.

5th grader: brething is a sx mov where te woman put boobie in man fac

14 year old: Society is pointless, and exists only to be destroyed.
19 year old: A worker is a basement dwelling virgin who works for huge corporations wasting their lives away.

Urban dictionary 

A tool used when your super street retarded
Saad: “Still want that eighth of tree”

John: “what do u mean tree dude??”
Saad: “go type in urban dictionary on google....retard”
Urban dictionary by largeair July 13, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

Where you find out everything your to uncomfortable to ask you parents, freinds, ect. I guess really you could be getting false info bc ppl just like you and me write theese definitions...try not to think abt that part to much
Chloe: hey ummm do you know what- ya know what forget I said anything I'll look it up on urban dictionary

Lauryn: what were you gonna ask😐

Urban Dictionary 

Only people with big dicks use this website
Dude Charlie has such a big dick he probably uses urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius. 

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.
I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.