by EZ August 01, 2003
To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
by Kronikunt420 October 04, 2018
A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
by chaosxcv August 09, 2018
by Cherrybrandyxx May 07, 2020
When you have sexual intercourse whilst tied too a moving car wth your partner chasing the car and slipping his penis into you
by Shrek1012 April 26, 2020
when you push your thumb between you index and middle fingers and shove it up someone's left nostril.
by ballsweat November 18, 2007
the act of leaving a shower, supposedly clean, but yet still smell like the underside of a rotten beaver covered in shit stains
by The center of Collbran Job Cor July 22, 2015