by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!
by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011

A strikingly handsome Canadian that is willing to barter sexual favors for a warm spicy bowl of jambalaya a la jar jar becks
Canadian boy:I snuck into your country in a pot of soup. I would like some jambalaya now
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
by Busterhymen April 9, 2013

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

The agonizing place a Codenames clue ends up when a Spymaster doesn't have the basic skill of relating words so it can be used on the next turn.
by pigeon nose January 28, 2022

When two sexual partners engage in doggy style in a walk in freezer. When the man is about to ejaculate he pulls out and discharges over the female's back and rubs it in. This will cause the woman to exclaim 'ooo, ooo' like a gorilla due to the extreme sudden heating of the woman's back during said ejaculation. For added realism the man may beat his chest at the point of orgasm,remove pubic hairs and sprinkle on semen or make an African American individual the sexual partner.
by SEXYTIM June 2, 2016
