When 2 or more Cab Drivers pull up next to eachother in a parking lot. This event usually takes place at night or early morning. They pull up beside eachother in opposate directions so they can talk. This is called Cabbie Sex. Remember when you were a little kid and youd see 2 dragon flys having sex? you would try to hit them or make them stop? this is the same for Cabbie Sex. your natural urge is to get it to stop.
Doug: Look, those 2 cabbies are having cabbie sex.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.
Mike: Lets throw this left over chinese food at their cabs to break up the Cabbie Sex.
Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mike: man, youre a noob, just say LOL.
Doug: sorry, LOL.
by M Dogg May 31, 2005
Get the Cabbie Sex mug.by seth the gay January 8, 2008
Get the hand sex mug.This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.
"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."
If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc
Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."
If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc
Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.
Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"
Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"
Alternate Example:
Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me
Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"
Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"
Alternate Example:
Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me
Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
Get the Definition of Sex mug.I was walking home one day when my ex boyfriend ran into me. "Fancy seeing you here, babe." He flirted. "Good thing I'm single." I flirted back. Before I knew it, in the middle of the sidewalk, my ex was fucking me. "Were in the middle of the street, baby." He said. "I don't care. I want everyone to know I love yoU." I said. Oh my god, your so good!" He said. "And so sexy!" "Baby, don't let my parents know?" I whispered. "Lets go to my house." "Maybe tomorrow. I have to meet someone." I said. And left him naked on the street. That's how to get back at your ex.
Sex is amazing. So is getting back at your ex. This is my sex story. This didn't happen on the street. It was in my room. Try it one day. You'll feel good. Believe me.
by Love_tricking_my_ex February 9, 2017
Get the Sex story mug.Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.
Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?
In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'
"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.
In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'
"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.
by xAlcide August 11, 2014
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I didn't want to have proof sex with him but how else was I going to get him to stop begging for a date after I told him he kissed like a gay guy?
by Eau April 20, 2009
Get the proof sex mug.As I lay down, I here a knock on my window, I gasp loudly as I look towards my window to see my older sisters hot boyfriend. I open the window and ask "what are you doing here Brian? Its almost midnight, Cassie is asleep.'' " Im not here for Cassie, I'm here for you" I pause in shock, he was the captain of the football team, two years older than me and hot asf, he removes his t-shirt in less than a second, revealing his rock hard 6-Pack abs. I scream "But what about Ca-" he covers my mouth with his hands, he whispers, "No one will find out." I reply with a nod. He grabs me, he slams me on the bed, I get in doggy position and he whips out his 10-inch cock. I ask him if he wants me to put it in my mouth. Before I could even finish my sentence, he shoves it into my tight wet pussy, he starts to thrust hard and fast as I let out moan after moan, he grabs my hair as I scream "Yes daddy fuck me harder" after 45 seconds or so, I scream "oh, Fuck im about to come" he replies "hold it in for a little longer darling." "I can't" I scream, "be a good girl" he whispers into my ear "he starts to thrust so fast that the bed is shaking, he asks me "what are you?". He repeats himself and I reply "A slut" he lets out a moan and says "and you deserve to be fucked like one" Finally, he comes and he pulls out, I thought it was over but he comes all over my back and onto the wall, he tells me to suck his dick as I catch my breath, I feel the come in my mouth and swallow it.
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