Mom: y'know what's worse than drunks?
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.
Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...
Kid: no, what?
Mom: party junkies, don't do what they did.
Kid: I'm gonna do it!
Mom: of course you are...
by Aitetsu December 30, 2018
Get the Party junkiemug. A euphanism used to describe an event in which mature couples engage in sexual intercourse.
Sometimes used to mislead younger people into the comforting belief that they do not have sex.
Sometimes used to mislead younger people into the comforting belief that they do not have sex.
My father must really be hitting it off with his girlfriend. She's invited him over to her house for an "Oscar Party".
by Commanderoko February 13, 2013
Get the Oscar Partymug. 2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
by Captain27 May 10, 2024
Get the 2nd Bachelor Party Reduxmug. Hey girl are you tryna go to a late night pool party with me? Let’s get drunk and fuck some girls at a late night pool party Man!
Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?
Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?
by NaughtyOrgys February 25, 2020
Get the late night pool partymug. A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013
Get the Mussel Partymug. by waaiayki January 17, 2022
Get the Monkey partymug. A lumber party is when you have 12 beautiful girls hide around the house you're staying at, and you "lumber" around and try to find them. Usually teams are broken up into single digits and then the person who finds the most women gets to sleep with each one.
by ilikepenguins! January 1, 2011
Get the lumber partymug.