Cock Sporran

A very hairy Ball sack similar to the Scottish Sporran that is worm with a Kilt

Look at me Hairy Cock Sporran Jimmy!

by dirtydom July 7, 2010

Cock-owned

The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.

Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!

by Windowlicker9000 May 17, 2010

cock-must

The condition present after screwing a grandmother. Symptoms include smell of mold, cobwebs, maggots and/or spiders, perhaps even old trash such as condom wrappers caught in the cock-must related debris. Can also be contracted from intercourse with attics, corpses, or antiques.

After a week at grandmama's, I was diagnosed with a serious case of cock-must.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

cocks in a cup

Usually an expression of shock, to express ones disbelief to a fucked up situation.

"Gary... I think i may have aids"
"Cocks in a Cup! your fucked mate.."

by Leonardo Esse February 8, 2008

Cock Lackey

The person who cleans up all the semen on the porno set. Historically, the one who assisted the king when he masturbated by catching the semen when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.

After Rocco exploded upon Jenna's face, the resident cock lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. His towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the Center for Disease Control.

by Dipstick783 November 10, 2007

cock-stalker

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.

"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"

by oscar green September 3, 2007

cock locked

1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent.

2.) The female equivalent of being whipped.

"Oh girl, this boy has me cock locked. He's so good I'm coming at least 4 times per night. Too bad he's a douche bag."

by Andi W. January 4, 2009