Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

filth hole

An old fashioned term for a hole typically dug in the ground near a camp or dwelling place where food scraps, kitchen waste, etc. are disposed before being filled over again with earth and after which a new one would be dug as needed. They were common from ancient times through the first half of the 20th century when modern conveniences such as garbage disposals, public sewer systems, and trash service made their necessity obsolete in most places.

Mother: Please take these vegetable peelings and dump them in the filth hole out back and return my garbage pale.
Son: Ok mom! I'll be right back with your empty garbage pale.

by ObSeRvEr1978 September 28, 2025

Hole In one

When you stand over a girl and jerk off and the the cum lands in her pussy mid air

Yo dude I made a hole in one in vanessa from the roof!

by bdriggy September 28, 2025

Kentucky hole in one

When a woman shoots a ping pong ball from her pussy and the man catches it in his mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did the Kentucky hole in one last night but I dropped the ball.

by Slow240sx October 1, 2025

Fourth Hole

Watch out men..when a woman says you can use all 4 holes, she's referring to your hole as the fourth. She has a secret fetish that she disguises as something good for you only it's not. It's a Jedi mind trick you in the ass.

My girl introduced me to her fourth hole last night so I won't be able to go dirt biking with you guys today

by anonymous October 3, 2025

Shit-Hole

A facility or what is more commonly referred to as a “Dodd Middle School”.

"That place was a fucking shit-hole."

by Nick_hersmells October 6, 2025

Hole Ass

An inverted asshole.

When somebody calls you an asshole, you can simply reply by calling them a hole ass. Thus flipping the insult onto them.

by ItzScenic October 16, 2025