When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.
by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011
Get the Mountain eyesmug. dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
such an idiot
hot f*cker
i dont like u
god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
Get the Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)mug. by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016
Get the eye-jaculatemug. When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug. by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023
Get the Brown-eye Meetingmug. After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
by K-E-dollar$ign-HA May 3, 2012
Get the Library Googly Eyesmug. can look in any sus direction
see changing
big pog strong
ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY W E DEVOUR
see changing
big pog strong
ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY W E DEVOUR
by sun knight April 20, 2022
Get the the rocks eye browmug.