clappin spank monkey 

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.

she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night

clappin spank monkey by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004

do the monkey 

Having sex with muffy may

Yesterday i was so horny and muffy was so around do i do the monkey

do the monkey by Solid Clash May 17, 2008

The Angry Monkey 

A sexual act where one flings feces at one's partner like an "Angry Monkey".

Baby, can we do "The Angry Monkey" tonight?

The Angry Monkey by Jason and Justina March 4, 2009

Deep South Monkey 

An American who is of black descent that has sexual relations with a member of their own family; having offspring due to the union of the family members.

Cop: Everybody is this niggers cousin he will still fuck them he's just a Deep South Monkey

Rookie: Thats Racist!

Cop: Give it a little time.

Deep South Monkey by Carvel Sunday September 9, 2010

wet monkey 

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

wet monkey by Anonymous September 1, 2003

chud-monkey 

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

chud-monkey by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

monkey fucking a football by Tom Highway November 13, 2007