dick polar

When a girl cannot make up her mind from day to day if she wants to have sex with you. Often times caused by religious reasons. This condition is most common on Sunday afternoons and Monday's.

"Bro, my girlfriend says she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Yet 2 days later we are back at it"

"Your girl must be dick polar then"

by rockintheswoosh April 25, 2014

dick craze

Crazed for the peen.

Guy: Look at that girl gettin' all crazy over dick!
Other guy: She must have the dick craze.

by AztechSounds April 16, 2014

dick biographer

A man who makes constant, excessive, uninvited inquiries into the sexual activities of his friends.

Jimmy: I saw you driving with that chick earlier, did you guys have sex?

Dave: Quit being a dick biographer.

by StanimalKingdom June 11, 2014

dick goal

The amount of sexual acts, in which a penis is necessary, that one aspires to participate.

My dick goal is to receive six Paul Giamatti Snow Globes before I die.

by jkHeZ June 23, 2014

Dick Rage

When a lack of masturbation leads to a fit of intense rage.

After not yanking his noodle, Johnny has terrible dick rage.

by MerriamWebsta February 16, 2015

Dick parade

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 3, 2015

dick estimator

A purposeful underestimation to apply pressure on a task

To say "I think it will only take a day for you to make this website for me" is a "Dick Estimate" which would make that person a "Dick Estimator"

by ltd March 11, 2015