random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025

by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
by TymmH June 8, 2024
