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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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John Deforestation

John deforestation is a 62 year old deceased man. He held true spite towards trees and any form of foliage, to the point in which he had lopped down every tree in a 67 mile radius of his house. He later committed suicide, but not through hanging due to his pure hatred for trees.
Carly Deforestation: “hey, im related to john deforestation!”
Joshua: “No youre not! Hes a myth!”
by JohnDeforestation October 7, 2025
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john rick

by Etits April 1, 2018
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John Morgan

the 2 best characters in red dead redemption 2 John Marsron and Arthur Morgan names together
John Morgan died of tuberculosis in 1911
by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021
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To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
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john

He is the best dude in the world. He have the biggest dick and he is sexy asf. All the girls want him and he can not choose one
girl 1: You know John?

girl 2: Yes he is sexy asf and I want him to fuck me.
by john with the biggest dick November 21, 2021
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
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