Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.

Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.

by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023

angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 3, 2020

Paying you to poop

Not taking one’s shit that day. No pun intended.

“You know what bruh, I’m not paying you to poop”

“What are you talking about? I’m not paying you to poop”

by Wilksonstilks December 18, 2021

Poop puff

1. The puff of poop that floats in the air when flushing the toilet

2. Flatulence

The particals of poop that puffed onto my toothbrush. Poop pufff

by J dub 212 August 30, 2018

poop poop poop

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3 heckling times!!! What is wrong with you!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!! Read a book. Lots of things you could be doing other than LOOKING UP RANDOM THINGS ON THIS WEIRD DICTIONARY!!!

“Poop poop poop” board guy
“AHHH WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT!?!?” Guy walking his dog
“HE WILL KILL US WITH HIS BOREDOM!!!!!”worker
“RUNNNNN”

by anonymous March 16, 2021

Poop

It is brown and green and sometimes purple.

Poop comes out of the anoos

by Human shield February 25, 2021

Stop pooping in my spaghetti

Telling someone to stop bullshitting you

-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti

by Dapartywolf November 9, 2021