Sneak n Cum Agent(s)

Originally inspired by "James Bond" and "Cuming" (James Bond being sneaky and Cumming for...cumming!) The two together makes "Sneak n Cum Agents"

An organization/agency made by Menohh and Madcapgalaxy and TwentyTenor2 (Xbox live)

A group of people that try to be sneaky in EVERYTHING they do, or somebody massively perverted.

The members of this Organization/Agency are the stealthiest, most random, perverted agents you will ever find...in all the land

All sneak n cum agents must have the ability to run at high velocity and maintain a boner at the same time, You cannot be a Sneak n Cum agent without being perverted.

*Guy randomly streaks through a soccer field*

Meno: Dude! That guy is a Sneak n Cum Agent!
Tenor: I know!

*Guy skydiving naked*

Meno: He's a sneak n cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Guy sneaks around corner and passes heavy defence of a high security airport*

Meno: Did you just see that? That guy is a Sneak n Cum agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Meno holds an extremely hard boner looking at a hexy babe while running at high velocity*

Meno: I'm such a Sneak n Cum Agent...
Tenor: I know!

*Madcap finds his dads old SnCA Acedemy year book in his closet*

Madcap:M...M..My.....DADDY was uh...SNEAK N CUM AGENT...

"Sneak n Cum Agent(s)"

Sneak n Cum Agent(s) by Menohh June 22, 2009

Kansas City Cum Swap 

The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.

Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.

Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.

Kansas City Cum Swap by Lord069 August 26, 2011

dried cum 

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

dried cum by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

take the cum 

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

take the cum by anonomoose May 5, 2014

who flung cum 

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

who flung cum by Shithouse man November 6, 2018

i'm gonna cum! 

A common phrase used during the act of sex or masturbation, usually exclusively used by men. It signifies appraoching orgasm and/or ejaculation. The ending "cum" is a play on the word come, and in turn derived from the common term cum.

"Oh god! I'm gonna cum!"

i'm gonna cum! by thedoctor44 June 20, 2007

The Cum Sock Technique 

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.

Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"

The Cum Sock Technique by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019