John

A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.

"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"

by John's are cool May 11, 2021

John Trevor Gregory

A scary man summoned by praising Dutton or Trump. He claps back with savage insults such as "Stump"

DONT CALL HIM JOHN TREVOR STUMPERY

You: TRUMP ON TOP
John Trevor Gregory: Stump
You: John Trevor Stumpery
John Trevor Gregory: STOP, STOP, STOP

by John Trevor Stumpery February 19, 2024

John

If your Dad's name is John than he is probably an impostor trying to kill your whole family. If you see any person named John with a knife then you should probably run. If you hear someone say hey john it means, than it probably means that that person who knows that John, is probably he's next victim. If your talking to someone and they say there name is John I would recommend running away. If your dad's name is John, chuck him out a window before he kills you whole family.

John will kill your whole family.

by factstho March 21, 2021

johnned out

Used to describe a lovely young thing whose feminine charms are ruined by other less obvious masculine characteristics such as a deep voice, huge hands etc.

When she's pretty asf but talks and kills it all cuz she be johnned out asf too

by mgamn42 November 22, 2016

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John

Drives a mercedes And spitting on all girls when he drives by. Loves to poop and lick women. He can’t park his car loyal, has a arrogant style of parking

that woman got tuff on her face from john

by Bompyjohnsen November 22, 2021

Ollie John

Ollie John is a very handsome guy. He likes to have fun and play games all the time. The best thing about him is he is so chill.

Your like Ollie John.

by Nostradamus 404 June 8, 2021