The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 06, 2025
You either love her or hate her. To me she was beautiful, kind, caring, funny, and sarcastic. She’s athletic and works very hard to reach her goals. She somehow finds a way to make every little thing way more interesting. It might be the fact that she has no attention span whatsoever, but it’s never annoying. She’s confident and never afraid to be funny. She also has attachment and trust issues. That doesn’t mean I care about her any less though. She’s really good at remembering small details and her bringing them up makes me smile every time. There’s nobody like her in this world. She’s beyond special.
by Wsgg August 07, 2023
You’re an amazing friend Tommy
by Wsgg August 07, 2023