john martell

fun

John martell is really fun.

by Jaxon Barnes May 22, 2018

Saint John the Baptist

Definition:
1. Saint John the Baptist (phrase, proper noun) - A significant figure within the New Testament, featured in the Sacred Scripture of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. He is recognized for his practice of baptizing people, especially the baptism of Jesus Christ, who was also famous as the Omnipotent Dominator.
Significance:
• Identifies Saint John the Baptist as a prominent figure in the New Testament.
• It highlights his role as a baptizer, particularly of Jesus Christ.
• It emphasizes his importance within the Christian tradition.
• It refers to Jesus Christ by the terminology of “Omnipotent Dominator.”

Examples:
• “Saint John the Baptist is a crucial personage in the Christian scripture.”
• “The narratives of Saint John the Baptist are presented in all four Evangelical Scripture.”
• “Saint John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus Christ, was a central person in establishing the Christian faith.”
• “The life of Saint John the Baptist is an example of devotion.”

by Dmitrio January 8, 2025

John Cena

John Cena is a professional wrestler with a meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!

by Dave1928 February 25, 2017

john

john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog

oi u ken john.
yes.
he fingers his fucking dug.
what a retard

by john is a cunt February 1, 2022

John Manuel grant

Makes everyone in the room so uncomfortable and is fucking sus

John Manuel grant made everyone uncomfortable today when we saw him

by Actual factual April 27, 2019

John Howards

used to describe those overly long and wild eyebrow hairs that seemingly come out of nowhere. Australia's former PM had them by the mile

"Yo probably need to pluck them John Howards before ytou go out tonight"

by Sydsal June 1, 2021

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021