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Three Holes, No Waiting. 

Legendary quote by Frank Zappa from the song "Little Rubber Girl".

"Three Holes, No Waiting" refers to the opportunity provided by the mouth, vagina and anus for intercourse/simulated intercourse. Also known as the Full House, amongst other things.
John: "I'm ready for my Booty Call."

Sarah: "Gosh John, I'm Cracking an Egg and have a toothache."

John: "Three Holes, No Waiting."

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!! 

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

holepuncher 

when a man puts his penis into another mans anal hole, that is classified as holepunching
Last Night at the party i slept in the same bed with Dave, and he tried to holepunch me, what a faggot.
holepuncher by Boki April 5, 2004

one holed skin flute

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.
one holed skin flute by Anonymous January 30, 2003

all holes plugged 

when a group of guys get a girl and run a train on every hole she has.
me billy greg and carlos and mike plugged up valeria until she almost burst
concluding all holes plugged

three holes 

hole one - mouth
hole two - pussy
hole three - ass
three holes by loco asshole February 12, 2005