Cat

Cats usually pee and poop everywhere and vomit and hair balls everywhere ( I know this cause I have 3) and they may only love u because u feed them and stroke them because they’re absolute idiots but they aren’t that bad. But I don’t think u should get one if that why ur here dogs are better or bunny’s but that is my opinion go aheAd

Me: please don’t hairball all over me

My cat ( bobby) : * throws up and hair balls at the same time on my duvet*

Me: f**** you

by Mychihuahua_olly November 10, 2019

Mr. Cat

The nicest kitty in the whole wide world. He loves shrimpy shrimp.

Who’s a nice mr. cat?

by Moe moog January 4, 2020

melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome

"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"

by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021

pudge cat

when a women's pelvis has an abnormal amount of fat on it

i was gonna go down on dis bitch till i found out she had a pudge cat

by punemaster7 December 20, 2010

Cat

Female Vagina

Hey Babe I’m playing with my cat, waiting on you to come over.

by Masterattack February 19, 2019

cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.

I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.

by BPCG4L May 1, 2018

Cat Cuck

A cat owner obsessed with their cat to the point of self-deprecation.

Typically obsessed with their one-sided relationship to the point of obscenity.
Cat Cucks often demean themselves and the human species in conspicuous failed attempts at comedy related to or in service of cats.

"Haha I'm my cats personal servant he owns me"
"Please stop being a Cat Cuck. Don't do that in public."

by Troi_Baker July 6, 2024