One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy July 31, 2015

hand rape

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.

I was just hand raped. Help me

by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Jizz Hands

It's kind of like jazz hands, except instead of shaking your hands around with your fingers pointing up into the air, you point them towards the ground as you frantically try and shake the jizz free.

When I looked down and saw my hands, I ended up doing jizz hands all around the bedroom.

by nanomaton August 05, 2017

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.

"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"

by JugheadJo March 26, 2019

Miss_tetsuros Hands

Miss_tetsuros Hands are extremely hot and very big, in fact they are 22cm and I wanna date them. Please Artemis choke me with your hands.

Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!

by Shitkink March 10, 2021

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023