Big Black Penis

A Popular Advertising Slogan

"Nothing's quicker than a Big Black Penis"

Big Black Penis by Shaniqua January 23, 2003

small penis 

A penis where it is actually not up to par with the peers, usally no bigger than four inches

Jason hammock has a small penis, he is hung like a new born baby in the artic

small penis by alex rice May 25, 2003

the penis game 

Usually happens in school it starts with one guy saying penis the next saying it louder.This repeats until someone gets caught they lose and everyone else wins.

It begins the penis game is on
*wispering*penis...
penis
Penis
PENis
Penis
PENIS!!!!
Hey to the office

the penis game by the only real ninja here February 4, 2010

your penis is weak 

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

your penis is weak by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker 

a very vulger diss. name has own meaning basically

dude you're such a cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker!!

cock sucking, penis licking, tittyy touching, anal fucker by uhhliizaa April 28, 2010

pixie penis 

a very small and thin penis, which has problems erecting....

girl1:want to go shopping?
girl2:Naa, i'm going to go with martin to the movies
girl1:Martin C.?!
girl2: umm... yea...
girl1:... HE HAS A PIXIE PENIS!!!
girl2:... so where are we going shopping?

pixie penis by _beluga_ July 26, 2006

Dick Penis 

Someone who is such a cock that just calling them a dick, cock or knob just won't do

Why, you my friend are beyond a Dick, your a ruddy dick penis!

Dick Penis by Antony - D March 28, 2008