Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you

after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 28, 2019

Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off

use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.

by Elspencico June 3, 2019

off da hood

When someone is mad af

Did u see da foo off da hood?
naw bro

by nо September 13, 2019

Jerk-Off Baby

When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.

“I successfully impregnated my wife with a jerk-off baby”

by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019

Friday pop off

When a person dresses down for the whole entire school week to lower everyone's expectations so then when Friday rolls around they look like the hottest person on da block

Hey, why do you look so good today?
Oh, it’s my Friday pop off.

by Broswank August 28, 2019

off the wall paul

That midlife crisis guy who dresses like he mugged a 13 year old on the way to the skate park and is still going by his 17 year old douchey nickname.

Here comes an off the wall Paul; he's 40 but dresses like Tony Hawk's youngest son; acts like a poser

by DMack2018 May 29, 2018

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018