Noa Kim-Maxxing

The act of actively doing something that will in turn make you worse in life.

“Nigga stop Noa Kim-Maxxing and do the warmup lap”

by bigsolomoney February 12, 2026

Kinetic Testicle Maxxing

When you maximize the potentiol of your testicles inner volume upon forcing kinetic blunt trauma on your testicle, through which your testicles gain more volume, because of the blood and seropurulent that starts to fill them.

Hey bud, have you heard of Kinetic Testicle Maxxing?

Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing

When you intrusively train the extensor digitorum brevis, which is a muscle located in your feet

"have you ever had intrusive thoughts"

"No, but I have Intrusive extensor digitorum brevis muscles"

"Bro is not Intrusive Extensor Digitorum Brevis Maxxing lol"

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

Past Acceptability Maximum

How much of a romantic or sexual past one is willing to accept in a prospective partner.

John never went more than second base himself. His past acceptability maximum is a woman who went as much as third base. He is unable to accept anyone with experience more than that.

Jack's past acceptability maximum was a woman who had slept with one man maximum. But as Jack gets older and is unable to find such women, his past acceptability maximum increases and becomes more lenient. He is now open to women who slept with two men maximum.

Jane's past acceptability maximum is a man who went to third base maximum. But when she meets the handsome and tall Juan, she forgets her past acceptability maximum.

by Ememento October 4, 2024

jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.

This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.

by Crissysmegma December 2, 2024

Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

Noreen-Holden-Maxxing

The act of cracking your buddy’s nan, best buddies style. People named Evan can’t do this because that’s the rule of the Best buddies (no evans)

Yo what’s up my names not Evan and I’m Noreen-Holden-Maxxing, cause Noreen is so bad!

by bestbuddiesnoevansnumber1fan December 23, 2025