Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

by DJReeves July 6, 2012

Winking in the dark

When you're desperate for a poo, but there aren't any lavatories available/nearby.

Margaret: "What's that smell?"

Geoffrey: "Sorry love, I'm winking in the dark after last night's Madras"

by matticu5 June 1, 2016

Working ,Work Class Privilege

You are a person who think's that your opinion out weighs those whom are unfortunately jobless or On Government assistance, Inc Any type of State Assistance Programs, Example SNAP & EBT and so on. or homelessness. You Degrade them because you feel that they are below you and your social circle. you are prone to think that the jobless are just Bums & Druggies Or Illegals. Totally disregarding mental health as playing a roll.

Example for - "Working ,Work Class Privilege" between 2 Faux Beings - and 1 secluded Faux Being.
"JoBlow1 to JoBlow2 "JoBlow3" is a bum, he/she lives with his/her mother and refuses to get a job to help her out! JoBlow3 - i am not a bum i have Agoraphobia and i am on SSI. JoBlow1" See Leaching off the state" JoBlow2" this is why our taxes are higher every year we have to pay for those bums."

by DosGhost February 23, 2021

Flag-wanking

see vexillology

Kilroy-Silk left the party early for a spot of flag-wanking at home.

by Benny June 23, 2004

Woking Nightlife

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Check out what's going on in Woking

Woking has a fantastic nightlife and has loads of colourful people to meet and places to go

Woking is more then just another town somewhere in the U.K woking is a special and unique town

Hall of fame woking

-H.G. Wells
-Eric Clapton
-Jam members Paul Weller, Rick Buckler and Bruce Foxton
-Peter Davison
-Ken Wood
-Lady Margaret Beaufort
-Dame Ethel Smyth
-Adelina de Lara
-George Bernard Shaw
-The Spice Girls
-Peter Gabriel
-Status Quo's Rick Parfitt
-World War II heroines Lilian Rolfe and Sonya Butt
-Cricketing twins, Sir Alec and Eric Bedser
-John Paul Getty
-King Henry VIII
-Queen Elizabeth I
-Lady Emma Hamilton
-John Donne
-Harry Hill
-Derek Griffiths
-Hilary Mantel
-Ron Dennis
-Molly Brett
-André De Toth
-James Cracknell
-Kieran West
-Sam Lowe
-Brian Hooper
-Delia Smith
-Albert Jack
-Kazuo Ishiguro
-Graham Stuart Thomas
-DJ Darren Price
-Arthur James Balfour
-Sir Samuel Morton Peto
-Comedian Sean Lock
-Tessa Wyatt
-Gary Daniels
-Matt Willis
-Terry Hand
-Leslie 'Les' Reed O.B.E

The population of Woking in mid-2009 was 92,400.

•48.8% males
•51.2% female
•19.2% aged 14 or under
•66.1% aged between 15 and 64
•14.7% aged 65 or over

Whether you like convenient shopping, great entertainment, Amazing nights out , historic villages or interesting days out, Woking fits the bill

girl 1 Lets have some fun

girl 2 Lets go clubbing

girl 1 Lets go woking town

girl 2 Yes I love it

girl 1 I have the best nights out in woking

girl 2 Yes woking nightlife is amazing

by Woking Nightlife August 27, 2011

winking whitehead

When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.

I can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.

by moochy May 5, 2009

working fool

A person in a relationship with an unemployed partner that is not motivated to help with some sort of income.

"The more I work the less she wants to" is what he told me. He is a working fool!!

by #truff June 23, 2016