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quick karl

when someone lays there head in a toilet, then someone sits on there face and takes a huge shit, its like a warm karl but there is no saran wrap, also its easy to clean because the toilet is right there
hey can u come here for a second, i need a quick karl
by dqwefiowegr March 3, 2009
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Quick rant

The start of a sentence that signals that the following will be a paragraph about a topic interesting or important to the writer that they understand may not be interesting to others
Quick rant: Our present is the result of everything done in the past some would say this means if you change an element of the past it would change the present. No it means if you tried to change an element of the past no matter what you do you will 1. cause the present to happen or 2. Not change anything at all because the fact that you live in a reality where something happened means that it no matter what happened and going to a time before it means it has yet but will happen
by Mylesgreen_ August 12, 2018
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The Quickness

An expression said with emphasis and used to describe someone reacting (with or without reflex) with such grace and speed that it seems effortless. Anybody is capable of demonstrating The Quickness if their mind and reflexes are sharpened.
(2 men watching a video of a store owner disarming a robber with relative ease)
Man 1: "Dude, that was so smooth and fast, it's like he wasn't even trying!"
Man 2: "Bruh, The Quickness!"
(men laugh because they are stoned)
by somepasserby February 11, 2023
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brother quick

Brother quick are u ready to out without my girlfriend’s permission.
by Faith Oswald August 12, 2024
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quick rip

Quickly masturbating due to an impending deadline.
MUM: Nathan comes downstairs for dinner!!
ME: Shit I've gotta pull a quick rip
by skrtscottskrtscott June 11, 2018
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caleb quick

A person who is the class clown and goon and always makes jokes in class and always messes around in class and can't take anything seriously but he still has ripped biceps and shredded abs and is hot AF and is still a really sweet and sensitive guy
by Maddog9013 June 5, 2017
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Quick-peat

Getting in a quick beat after a friend has already had a go.
"Once Rob is done f-n that bitch, I'm going in for a quick-peat. Better double wrap this one."
by itsmeguy December 4, 2009
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