Beard Bail

When you get gum stuck in your beard and you have to shave it off to get rid of the gum.

Bob: Dude I just blew a bubble so big that when it busted I had to do a beard bail.

by Slow Company 7th Battalion April 23, 2010

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

bearded mermaid

A group of friends who vacation together to island tropical destinations.

The Bearded Mermaids cruise the Caribbean in search of paradise.

by Shebix July 16, 2017

rally beard

The beard you start growing until you reach your ultimate goal and can't cut it off until you get there.

Brian Wilson's rally beard keeps getting longer until he wins the World Series of Baseball.

I'm growing a rally beard until I earn $1m dollars.

by DjScratchWrecked'Em October 3, 2011

bearded pompeii

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

by brodudecm March 2, 2009

Sex Beard

When there has been so much sexual activity, particularly oral sex, that a males beard is messed up and crazy afterwards. A males beard equivalent of women's Sex Hair.

I went down on her for so long that now I have crazy Sex Beard.

by Tom Slagmore March 9, 2018

bearded elder

Male reproductive organ; a penis

I left work early to play with the kids. The bearded elder, I mean, and the twins.

by Das Brick September 18, 2006