what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

What are you shrekin?

nah really

my deputy was just beating and I went up to him and said what are you shrekin?

by NAH REALLY September 11, 2019

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

what sets you ba

a question one might ask a counterpart to determine what gang they associate themselves with

Ghost: "Yo, what sets you bag?"
Paul: "Crips"
Ghost: "Now I'm gonna have to curb stomp you"

by RyanVerole October 30, 2007

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "

What i told you about that

by cmctx73 August 14, 2017

What do you wanna eat?

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.

Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo

by ILikeBig August 29, 2021

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024