sack whack 

wen sum1 whips sum1s royal jewels so hard that it causes the sad victim to cry in terrific agony, which caused the perpetrator to laugh in victory.
it also proves if u r homosexual: if u sack whack sum1 n get pleasure out of it u r officially gay.

1.George: *sack whack* GAILY RITUAL!
Dom: ARGHHHHHHH oh holy bannanas my balls r on the grounD! OMFG
George: ohh that felt soo good (george is offically proved gay)

2. Jack: *sack whack* DAILY RITUAL!
Bill aka vill: wat happened? (vill obviously has no balls)
Jack: (sad because of unsuccesion) *loading pistol to head*

sack whack by Willys knob March 12, 2007

Call of Duty: Whack Ops 

The best description of COD7. Broken game which took about half a step forward and 15 back, no wonder COD doesn't progress much each year with this shit happening!

Worse gameplay, awful hit detection, unbalanced guns (again), awful sound, shite graphics etc. The worst game in the COD series, which after COD3 and COD5 is saying something big.

1: "wanna come to mine and play black ops?"
2: "wait you mean that steaming pile of horseshit Call of Duty: Whack Ops?"
1: "no, I said black ops"
2: "yes, that's just what I said; whack ops. The worst game of 2010 hands down"

Call of Duty: Whack Ops by slipshoddread October 22, 2011

Fuck Whack 

The secreations found in and around the female genitals consisting of dried semen and vaginal discharge.

"I went down on her, but the fuck whack was too much!"

Fuck Whack by Neur0nauT June 2, 2005

buddy whack 

two men admiring a hot female put one arm around each other, cross arms at the front and proceed to whack eachother off. NOTE: if a group of mates get the same desire, they line up side by side and perform a river whack.

Paul and Steve were at the pub, when in walked an amazing blonde. The boys pulled eachother close and in unison screamed "BUDDY WHACK!!!!" This unusual practice brough a few stares from the older crowd at the rsl.

buddy whack by Tappers April 26, 2010

Flying Whack-o-Matic 

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

Flying Whack-o-Matic by Simon November 2, 2003

Chode Whack 

A stupid and/or retarded person(s); Someone who commits general douchiery because it's funny to them when people get mad.

Man, Jimmy is such a Chode Whack. He's constantly making annoying goddamn comments during people's conversations

Chode Whack by Donny Smith Toodles December 3, 2010

five whack 

a catchy name for a 'fist bump'. where your fist hits another person's fist in a victorious manor.

dude, give me a five whack!

five whack by sugarbear35 December 24, 2010