Weekend Crap

The act of filling out random answers at 9:00 on a Sunday night, so it looks like you did you homework for monday.

I really don't wanna do this homework! Whatever, i'll just Weekend Crap it!

by rockchawk November 18, 2010

Weezer Fan

Someone who enjoys listening to the band Weezer unironically. Usually the cringiest and least funny member of the friend group. Always tries to get other people to listen to it as well.

Since we are such Weezer Fans, we listened to an entire album after we finished having gay sex!

by ZestyMuffin October 1, 2021

fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.

every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.

by bubbles may October 22, 2008

Tylenol Weekend

When a number of things are irritating or causing you problems at once. The reference comes from describing a porn scene where a girl took double anal from a group of guys. Someone said, "She was having a Tylenol Weekend."

Bob can't find his keys, wallet, and he is running late for work - he must be having a Tylenol Weekend.

by Doc Irysch August 1, 2009

Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone

1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.

by poop April 22, 2003

rotating weekends

The invention of awful management not be able to adequently staff. the person that makes the schedule is a loser who has nothing to do on weekends and wants all other coworkers to suffer with them. a glimpse of hell. never being able to dedicate the weekends to something you love.

Rotating weekends means working every other weekend, or every third weekend.

by A pharmacy worker December 9, 2011

stallion weeners

to be used as a response instead of saying cool or word

a much more sophisticated phrase used by those who inhabit the boobie kingdom

derived from the latin "horse puppy"

tara: jess why are you never online?
jess: tara why are you an albino?
tara: stallion weeners.

jesse: im totally gender confused...
tara: stallion weeners.

jenny: my ass looks dicknormous in these jeans!
tara: stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 8, 2008