vanilla unicorn

When a male ejaculates in a condom enough times to completely fill it up and then freezes it, and uses it as a dildo whilst getting a blowjob from his boyfriend. This isn't specifically a male affair, it can be with lesbian females as well.

Male 1: Hey sexy
Male 2: Hey hot-stuff
Male 1: You still want to get a Vanilla Unicorn tonight?
Male 2: Hell yes, got the condom?
Male 1: Oh yeah
Male 2: Alright! See you at 8 baby

by Fucks sake are there no pseudo May 30, 2014

Vancity

A major bank found in British Columbia, Canada... every one refers to Vancouver as Van

I need to cash my check at Vancity

by Keltonic April 2, 2009

vanilla

1. conventional, ordinary, non-deviating

2. according to the traditional, conventional, or ordinary sense of a thing. Typical or mundane.

3. the stereotypical definition or description of something

For someone that has never had sex yet, Britney isn't exactly your everyday, plain Jane, typical, vanilla virgin. I mean have you seen how she acts around both guys and girls, what she wears everyday, and just how many people she's dated?! It's just crazy to think that SHE hasn't had sex yet.

by Pastaphagocaelism June 11, 2013

vancouverite

To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire one or more mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site. White people need not apply.

Convo between two white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."

by bill_y August 30, 2006

vanilla oreo

a derogatory term used in referring to the child of a Hispanic and a black person

Dam that is one fine ass vanilla oreo, she needs to back that bojangle up!!

by Confused oreo2 July 28, 2010

Vanilla Suburb

A suburb defined by "white flight" or the propensity for upper-middle class families to move away from the high crime centralized areas of the inner-city. President Obama addressed this issue in his famous speech on race during his first campaign for President in 2008.

I don't know which part of the metro area is worse: the Chocolate City or the Vanilla Suburbs.

by FairleyWhiteGuy November 17, 2010

Vance highschool

The best highschool in cms .. mallard creek wish they was Vance Bc they lost to hough, and west Charlotte just can’t compare they too ghetto .. they full of city girls and boosie badasses

Omg Vance went to states vco baby ouuui yes Vance highschool

by Perfecthinetsub May 12, 2019